Every church should have one

…well not quite… green shirt to pick up the spare

To quench a thirst that only a bloody revolution will give you.

Now with 15% more uranium!!!

I think a better way to handle the situation would be to let him walk around with the chair stuck to his head all day.  That way he can go home to his parents and remind them how much more ashamed they should be.

Okay I understand the sentiment behind this, but you figure he would have had the tattoo artist draw it out first.  And if he did?  Wow.

I think the face slide is just slightly cooler than midget wrestling.