Entries from February 2010 ↓

This is what happens when your spine implodes under the pressure

It is my distinguished honor to decree college football player Elijah Fields as this weeks Asshole of the Week.

Elijah was kicked off the football team for posting pictures to his twitter account (that are still up) of tens of thousands of dollars in cash with the caption: “Never knew Football was gon get me all this money Sike I Knew haha”

I mean really, “Sike?” You’re making this too easy for me. Try not to blow the money on rims because you won’t see anything like this bouncing a the local titty bar…

Nascar is not a sport.

Check out this guy getting busted for lighting a cigarette off the flame.

Shame on you, Meredith Veira.  It’s bad enough you mixed up Terry Fox and Michael J. Fox, but you did it on a network that devotes more time to that heart warming back story bullshit than the actual games. Shame on you and NBC.

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In the first installment of our brand new segment Asshole of the Week we’re handing the award out to John Freshwater.  Freshwater is the brains behind a new program at Mount Vernon Middle school where he brands his students with the mark of Jesus.

John, we at Retards Digest salute you.

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I came across a pretty hilarious commercial from 30 years back.  This is the now defunct Wang Computers with their take on 80’s futurism…