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March 2nd, 2010 — Asshole of the Week
Yes, we’re giving Asshole of the Week to an entire country this time. The Russian elite have given new meaning to the phrase “sore loser” in a dazzling array of knee-jerk assholery.
First we have Evgeni “Your not a man unless you land the quad” Plushenko award himself the Platinum medal after he wasn’t satisfied with his designated silver performance.
Then we have Russian media claiming that the Canadian hockey team (the team they lost to) were on drugs in addition to charges of war crimes against Canada. Never mind the fact Russian female hockey players have in fact tested positive for band substances. And never mind the fact that the next Winter Olympics are neighboring Chechnya of all places.
Sochi 2014 my anus.
February 22nd, 2010 — Asshole of the Week
It is my distinguished honor to decree college football player Elijah Fields as this weeks Asshole of the Week.
Elijah was kicked off the football team for posting pictures to his twitter account (that are still up) of tens of thousands of dollars in cash with the caption: “Never knew Football was gon get me all this money Sike I Knew haha”
I mean really, “Sike?” You’re making this too easy for me. Try not to blow the money on rims because you won’t see anything like this bouncing a the local titty bar…
February 12th, 2010 — Asshole of the Week
In the first installment of our brand new segment Asshole of the Week we’re handing the award out to John Freshwater. Freshwater is the brains behind a new program at Mount Vernon Middle school where he brands his students with the mark of Jesus.
John, we at Retards Digest salute you.
(Branded image after the fold)
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