I think a better way to handle the situation would be to let him walk around with the chair stuck to his head all day.  That way he can go home to his parents and remind them how much more ashamed they should be.

AUSTIN, Texas (CNN) — The scene of the Clinton press corps’ less than ideal filing center in the Berger Activity Center men’s locker room. (Photo Credit: Sasha Johnson/CNN)
No, I’m not joking. This is for real. Maybe it’s time we all took a look at the metaphor behind this image.