Did you hear the one about Marise Myrand?
She’s the 400 pounder Quebecois who was too fat to get from her parking space to her apartment. She asked for her neighbours spot and was promptly rejected sparking a row between them. The situation only gets better: The condo board hilariously accuses her of using her handicap for personal benefit, Myrand reacts with a human rights complaint and lawsuit to the tune of ten grand and the rest writes itself. Guess who wins? Now we’re primed for an appeal on the basis that the neighbour “is in her 60s and has a dislocated shoulder.” So its old and frail vs. morbidly obese!
The whole thing smacks of the Seinfeld episode where George is trying to get the apartment from the old guy that survived the shipwreck.