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	<title>Retards Digest</title>
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	<description>Digesting events on a sub-normal level</description>
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		<title>Greatest Adsense Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Turn Jesus On!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every church should have one

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		<title>Strike!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8230;well not quite&#8230; green shirt to pick up the spare
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<p>&#8230;well not quite&#8230; green shirt to pick up the spare</p>
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		<title>Alien vs Predator</title>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/alien-vs-predator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>In Soviet Russia&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/in-soviet-russia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
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To quench a thirst that only a bloody revolution will give you.
Now with 15% more uranium!!!
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<p>To quench a thirst that only a bloody revolution will give you.</p>
<p>Now with 15% more uranium!!!</p>
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		<title>Soccer Knocker</title>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/soccer-knocker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>There&#8217;s one in every class</title>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/theres-one-in-every-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Seemed like a good idea at the time]]></category>

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I think a better way to handle the situation would be to let him walk around with the chair stuck to his head all day.  That way he can go home to his parents and remind them how much more ashamed they should be.
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<p>I think a better way to handle the situation would be to let him walk around with the chair stuck to his head all day.  That way he can go home to his parents and remind them how much more ashamed they should be.</p>
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		<title>Memorial gone horribly wrong</title>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/memorial-gone-horribly-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Self Inflicted]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Okay I understand the sentiment behind this, but you figure he would have had the tattoo artist draw it out first.  And if he did?  Wow.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay I understand the sentiment behind this, but you figure he would have had the tattoo artist draw it out first.  And if he did?  Wow.</p>
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		<title>So much awesome in just one gif</title>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/so-much-awesome-in-just-one-gif/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think the face slide is just slightly cooler than midget wrestling.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the face slide is just slightly cooler than midget wrestling.</p>
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		<title>Breakfast in America</title>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/breakfast-in-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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