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	<description>Digesting events on a sub-normal level</description>
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		<title>Greatest Adsense Ever</title>
		<description>


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		<title>Turn Jesus On!</title>
		<description>Every church should have one

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		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/turn-jesus-on/</link>
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		<title>Strike!</title>
		<description>

...well not quite... green shirt to pick up the spare </description>
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		<title>Alien vs Predator</title>
		<description>

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		<title>In Soviet Russia&#8230;</title>
		<description>

To quench a thirst that only a bloody revolution will give you.

Now with 15% more uranium!!! </description>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/in-soviet-russia/</link>
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		<title>Soccer Knocker</title>
		<description> </description>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/soccer-knocker/</link>
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		<title>There&#8217;s one in every class</title>
		<description>

I think a better way to handle the situation would be to let him walk around with the chair stuck to his head all day.  That way he can go home to his parents and remind them how much more ashamed they should be. </description>
		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/theres-one-in-every-class/</link>
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		<title>Memorial gone horribly wrong</title>
		<description>Okay I understand the sentiment behind this, but you figure he would have had the tattoo artist draw it out first.  And if he did?  Wow.

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		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/memorial-gone-horribly-wrong/</link>
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		<title>So much awesome in just one gif</title>
		<description>I think the face slide is just slightly cooler than midget wrestling.

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		<link>http://retardsdigest.com/2008/so-much-awesome-in-just-one-gif/</link>
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		<title>Breakfast in America</title>
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