Digesting events on a sub-normal level

Shame on you, Meredith Veira.  It’s bad enough you mixed up Terry Fox and Michael J. Fox, but you did it on a network that devotes more time to that heart warming back story bullshit than the actual games. Shame on you and NBC.

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In the first installment of our brand new segment Asshole of the Week we’re handing the award out to John Freshwater.  Freshwater is the brains behind a new program at Mount Vernon Middle school where he brands his students with the mark of Jesus.

John, we at Retards Digest salute you.

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I came across a pretty hilarious commercial from 30 years back.  This is the now defunct Wang Computers with their take on 80’s futurism…

Beyond the masculine/feminine classifications, can the inanimate portray sexual orientation?

If so, is a male rubber blow up doll gay?

I’m not one to hate on old people, but if this isn’t a reason to be tarred, feathered and stuck up a chimney, then I don’t know what is

Every church should have one

…well not quite… green shirt to pick up the spare

To quench a thirst that only a bloody revolution will give you.

Now with 15% more uranium!!!