Digesting events on a sub-normal level

I think a better way to handle the situation would be to let him walk around with the chair stuck to his head all day.  That way he can go home to his parents and remind them how much more ashamed they should be.

Okay I understand the sentiment behind this, but you figure he would have had the tattoo artist draw it out first.  And if he did?  Wow.

I think the face slide is just slightly cooler than midget wrestling.

This is a spam for the ages:

 At last you’ve met a girl that’s hot
You wanna hump her dripping twat.
She looks so sizzling, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your rod will slam her pink so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!

So try today this magic pill
And change your life at your own will!

We need more honest cops on the force like this guy…

AUSTIN, Texas (CNN) — The scene of the Clinton press corps’ less than ideal filing center in the Berger Activity Center men’s locker room. (Photo Credit: Sasha Johnson/CNN)

No, I’m not joking. This is for real. Maybe it’s time we all took a look at the metaphor behind this image.

This beauty was walking down the street enjoying a Coke last summer.

Just imagine what else we’re missing because of consumer safely laws